Anne, as much as I hate to disagree I have to say that there really are such things as daft questions. My youngest daughter asked me tonight to settle an arguament between her and her boyfriend, and the question went as follows;
"Dad, I reckon that a fully grown lion weighs a little bit more than a big dog like an Alsation but Danny said that they're about 5 tons. Who's right?"
And to put this in context, my daughter is an offfice manager for a large company.
Madness is herditary, we get it from our children!